When do we declare we are "in a relationship" with you? And we know that you love to complain about us to your friends: "Rich is so ignorant and insensitive sometimes.
I just don't get it." In fact, we wonder if you talk about anything other than boyfriend, shoes, bags, and reality TV.
If she touches you and gets close to you on the first date, that's a very good sign.
Women don't touch-or get close to men they don't like.
But do you know how to respond so she will keep touching you for many dates to come?
But often, your voice sounds like the "wah-wah" adult voice in a holiday special.
Sometimes it's nice to keep some of our relationship just between the two of us.
We Gossip and We Know It Friends and co-workers tell me I'm not allowed to know anything because I have a big mouth. The average IM convo looks like this: Rich: "I can't believe she's going out with that guy. Oh well, I guess she'll find out the hard way."My friends and I emulate two old ladies on the front porch on a hot summer day, sipping lemonade and discussing/judging all of our acquaintances.
We Actually Care (Most of the Time)We care how you feel even though the things we say and do don't always show it.
Sometimes we just don't know how to show it, or we are just being stupid.
We must admit, it's pretty damned entertaining and we can't believe how bad so-and-so looked in her bikini when she was caught in that weird pose by the paparazzi in the bushes 50 yards away, or wow-Posh Spice actually pumps her own gas!